Ok so maybe you are one of those socially akward (in not as smart people words, it's some one who is not too good at making friends or let alone just talking to people). Personally i find language so petty. I mean if you ever just watch any sort of animals they just look so freekin happy. No words are ever transfered yet somehow penguins manage to mate for life. So don't say much. Listen to others. Some one mentions something you know a tad bit or alot about then voila! You have a conversation starter! Just continue listening and jotting in your comments when you can -when they start to throw tomatoes then run and find shelter. THen just smile and try someone else tomorrow. There is some one in this dog one universe willing to talk to you :)
-me being one! <3-